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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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