- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.