- Anti Joke

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What is life? Paul.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.