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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

pobody's nerfect

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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