- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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