- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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