- Anti Joke

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.