James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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