- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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