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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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