A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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feminism

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Hey

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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