- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

knock knock go away

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What has two legs? Half a cat

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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