What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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sadf

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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