what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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A man goes to the potty.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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