children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

A baby seal walks into a club.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

silver bullet?

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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