WOw you have no life

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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