What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Wenis Penis

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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