- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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