- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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