Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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