- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

I'm homeless.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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