- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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