How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

God is real.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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