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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Get up Look in the mirror

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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