- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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