- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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