What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What is the difference?

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