- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

1+2 = 6

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

SHUT UP JP

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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