- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

who is really lanky? james cornish

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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