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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's your blood type? Red.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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