- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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