A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

I? Everett

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

a man makes a bad joke

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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