- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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