- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Jordan is pregant

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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