- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

This is a random Anti joke.

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knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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