- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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