- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

womens rights.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

my penis

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Andoni was here

rarw

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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