- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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