Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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