- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

This is not a joke.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A van drives into a car.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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