- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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