A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Justin's life

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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