Knock knock Go away

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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haha

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Indians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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