Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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