name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

a black man pays his child support

Racial Equality

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Prostitution is bad.......

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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