A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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anus

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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