what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Cripples are lame.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

A guy walks into a bar

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

why did you poop because you are a poop

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