eoin burgin is fat

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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