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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

A black man walks out of a police station

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