what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What do you call two dog? dogs

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A storm be brewin!

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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