.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Women's rights

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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