Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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