- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Dig Bick Your dislexic

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What's 2+2? Fish

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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