Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Anti Joke

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