Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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i'm hard

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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