Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Granny porn!

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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