- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A man did not like this site

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Knock Knock Who's there

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

womens rights.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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