- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

knock knock whos there? nobody

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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