- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

G:nock nock B:come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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