What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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