NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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