- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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