Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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