- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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