Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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breasts

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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ewrg

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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