did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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i had sex.

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why girl die cancer

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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