What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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