- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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