- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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