- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Justin beiber comment if u get it

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Your mom is so old she died

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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