A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Anti Joke

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