How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

pretty soon we'll all be dead

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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