nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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who else is on here?

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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