What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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