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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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