I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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